That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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