So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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