Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
