Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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