It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
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