Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
