Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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