I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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