We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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