Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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