Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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