she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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