HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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