i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I think people are normalizing furries
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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