Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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