Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize