Your tits are I can't wait for
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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