Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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