look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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