Tell her she can't have a vagina
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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