My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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