are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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