Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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