When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
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