normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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