...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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