Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
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