Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
you traded sex for a burrito?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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