well I can't set my house on fire every night
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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