okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
operation have a gay friend backfired
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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