Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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