i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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