We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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