don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
That was an excessively violent trivia night
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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