so that wasnt chicken after all
I skipped work to stalk him.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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