Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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