OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Randomize
