Christians are straight up FREAKS
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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