i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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