my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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