I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
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