I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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