Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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