Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
okay pat passed out under dana's car
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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