giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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