chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
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