Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is wine microwaveable?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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