can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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