Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
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