My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
