Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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