Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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