you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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