Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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