I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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