you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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